Status Updates From Enticing the Scrooge

I know this is supposed to be a modern retelling (-ish) with a young Scrooge, but I’m picturing Jim Carrey dropping his Scrooge cane and trying to lift some 20-year-old off the ground and run her to his house 😂

“Oh no. He was handsome before. When he smiles, he’s devastating.
“I’m not marrying you,” I mouth at him.
His smile only deepens.
Somehow, I don’t think he believes me.” 😂 🚩💃

I just love this sh*t 😎

“I’m bouncing back and forth between rage and helplessness, my world upended. She is too light in my arms. She hasn’t been properly cared for. I want to light the fucking roof on fire.” Ah. Jessa Kane and her insta-possessive cavemen 😂 😏

Creo que ya es tiempo de ir con el psiquiatra 💃🏻💃🏻🎶🎶

What in the Oliver Twist this is literally so silly🧐

I’m sorry but what the absolute fuck is going on