Status Updates From Substitute For Love

Oh-oh... beccata!

«How will that be any different than what happened with Clay?»
«Hopefully you’ll have an orgasm for the first time in your life.» Jo glanced up. «Thanks,» she said to the server.
Holly knew she was blushing again, and she waited to speak until after the server had set down their drinks and rapidly departed. «Thank you for informing the restaurant.» XD

It seemed that all she could think about was sex. Sex and Galina's card. Flo's mouth. Nancy's hands. Murphy's nipples. Tori's eyes. Galina's kisses. Was she not straight anymore?
Be'... il dubbio viene! XD

«I don't want roses or chocolate, Clay. Christ.» It was cruel, but she would never get through otherwise. «I want an orgasm.»
Boom, brava ragazza!

Per favore, Holly, sbrigati a molare 'sto coglione, non lo sopporto già più!

I'm really enjoying this book, I feel like there is so much thought put into the main characters. Also, I like the fact that it is not a very fast book to read, I feel like savoring it and not just running through it, doesn't happen often.

I'm liking this a lot! I especially love to hate on Clay, that smug hipster-yogi-misogynist. Starting to really long for the two main characters to meet, though.