Status Updates From Debrett's Etiquette for Girls

"Fashion is a religion and branding is all about belief. The hype would make label slaves out of all of us, but the reality is that the emperor's new clothes will be re-invented every season."

"Cheating is for those incapable of winning on their own merits... (cheating can be used only to sabotage other cheats)."
I'm legitimately loving this, the wording is kind of inspiring the development of a new character.

"Squawking and screeching are less (persuasive); excessive female birdsong must be muffled."
Excessive female birdsong! That phrase is hilarious, I love it!

This man management chapter is giving me life.

Did not even know the existence of a white tie event... or the different degrees of parfum, etc. The more you know.

Too much information to take in!!