Status Updates From Second-Best Bride

Oh wait. A VICAR’s daughter married a Greek without converting. In your dreams sister. My husband isn’t Greek Orthodox and there wasn’t even a question there. Greek church won’t marry you to anyone except a Catholic. So... yeaaaah...

Why I shouldn’t read anything involving Greeks. Has the author got ANYTHING correct other that kyrios and ohi?

No. Not even the clothes the priest would wear. He would not wear black during a ceremony. And I am trying actually TRYING to understand what they are talking about every time a Greek word or custom comes up.

A donkey with ribbons? They went to the church on a cart driven by a donkey? Really? I want to cry

the sister is back... she is shameless. i want to smack her

OH MY GOD, ONE PAGE INTO THE STORY AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE SHAKING THE SISTER (and presumably the OW) TILL ALL HER TEETH FALL OUT.

And also shaking Agie for being so damned 'understanding' and kind.

OH MY GOD, ONE PAGE INTO THE STORY AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE SHAKING THE SISTER (and presumably the OW) TILL ALL HER TEETH FALL OUT.

And also shaking Agie for being so damned 'understanding' and kind.

*rubs hands* Bring it! I think I'm going to love this one!

I see a big misunderstanding about to happen and the wicked Cilla is to blame.

Ah, a good sister/bad sister story. I've always liked them, 'cause I was the good sister. ;-)

He's going to need to do some serious grovelling...
"Don't you always get what you want?"
"Not always, sometimes I have to make do with second best."
Not what a new bridegroom should say.