Status Updates From Hotel Transylvania (Saint-G...

I feel like if I read this book as a teenager, I would have finished it. But life is too short for boring books. I wanted yearning and I got some nasty men doing nasty things to innocent girls. Satanic rituals, alchemy and whatever. Nah. Also, how can 45 year old looking man be romanticly involved with a 19 or 20 year old girl? Like that ain't cute. You can be a 1000 year old vampire as long as you look around 30

there is some gay but almost no vampires wylacznie satanisci which is a choice

zobaczymy czy jestem podatna na wampirze romanse gdy sa hetero (doubt that)

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Okay when I said "punt Saint Sebastien into the sun" I did not expect that to actually occur as literally as possible lmao NICE 🔥

I'm soooooo ready for Saint-Germain and Madelaine to collectively drop-kick Saint Sebastien into the sun