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the homicidal koalas make me laugh every time
— Feb 04, 2019 11:39AM
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Petey: My first thought when I finished assimilating all that memory: "I used to be CRAZY. . . But I am not crazy NOW."
Tagon: That's fantastic, You're safe to have around again!
Petey: Hardly. My second thought was "I need to go pick a fight with the entire Ob'enn military."
Tagon: Well, at least you're winning.
— Feb 04, 2019 11:35AM
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Tagon: That's fantastic, You're safe to have around again!
Petey: Hardly. My second thought was "I need to go pick a fight with the entire Ob'enn military."
Tagon: Well, at least you're winning.
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Ennesby: It's a shame there's no video feed, Petey. You're missing Tagon doing his happy dance.
*wipes away tear*
— Feb 04, 2019 11:34AM
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*wipes away tear*
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Marine engineer: So when that little voice in your head says "Run away," you just run without asking questions?
Thurl: Do you even see these gray hairs, kid?
— Feb 04, 2019 11:18AM
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Thurl: Do you even see these gray hairs, kid?
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Legs: Sergeant, I've got a moral quandary.
Schlock: Is that like a place where you dig up religion?
— Feb 04, 2019 11:10AM
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Schlock: Is that like a place where you dig up religion?










