Sha’s Reviews > The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance > Status Update

Petey: My first thought when I finished assimilating all that memory: "I used to be CRAZY. . . But I am not crazy NOW."
Tagon: That's fantastic, You're safe to have around again!
Petey: Hardly. My second thought was "I need to go pick a fight with the entire Ob'enn military."
Tagon: Well, at least you're winning.

Ennesby: It's a shame there's no video feed, Petey. You're missing Tagon doing his happy dance.
*wipes away tear*

puns, glorious puns

Marine engineer: So when that little voice in your head says "Run away," you just run without asking questions?
Thurl: Do you even see these gray hairs, kid?

Legs: Sergeant, I've got a moral quandary.
Schlock: Is that like a place where you dig up religion?