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Corey
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Genuinely shocked this lady is recommending DEET containing bug spray given her deranged takes about food ingredients "you can't pronounce"
— May 28, 2026 04:40AM
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Corey
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Okay so this is rapidly turning into "how to give your child subclinical OCD tendencies at best and full blown debilitating OCD at worst"
— May 28, 2026 04:38AM
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Corey
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I am fascinated by how much of this listen of baby safety rules is just
Shit you should be doing anyway without a baby OR shit your baby should never be able to do because you're supposed to be watching them
— May 28, 2026 02:35AM
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Shit you should be doing anyway without a baby OR shit your baby should never be able to do because you're supposed to be watching them























