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Keeley
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I love how his first thought of coming across an escaping native is not that such a man could become his friend, but that he could become his servant. He truly hasn't suffered enough.
— 20 hours, 26 min ago
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Keeley
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So...he's just going to pick a fight because he's afraid even though he's lived in peace for 18 years...survival skills are entirely questionable.
— Dec 22, 2025 03:47PM
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Keeley
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13yo: Whatcha reading?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.
— Dec 21, 2025 07:55AM
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Me: Robinson Crusoe
13yo: Who is the idiot you keep mumbling about?
Me: Robinson Crusoe
The man was stunned that there were animals on the island who ate his pile of grapes he left on the ground. Quite frankly, I'm not sure he's suffered enough yet.

























