Status Updates From Shifters' Captive (Magical ...

My wife, out of ALL the books we own, chose this one for me to read. Fun

This writer needs to be slapped with a fucking dictionary. First John calls Grant a cougar. Then Sherrie considers Grant a mountain lion. Grant considers himself a panther. ALL OF THOSE ANIMALS ARE DIFFERENT FROM ONE ANOTHER!
And there is no way in hell an abductee will fuck her captor within 24hrs, anther man a day later, and both soon after that. Even Stockholm doesn't happen that fast!
This writer needs help.

Ummm... the beginning of this is farfetched. Sex with her captor within the first 24hrs? Immediate acceptance of her luck with being kidnapped? hmm... not realistic.

pg53, this doesn't make sense: "...allowing it out of the cage where it dwelt when his id was in control." "id"????? What the hell is that? a typo? Not a good start. And the basic descriptions are already pushing it.

Nothing ends a story with an HEA like buttsecks!

Now we have incest...she's getting it on with her half-brother.

Lolololwtf.

They literally just fucked their way out of a cave - the supersonic orgasm blasted away the rock wall.

WTFFFFFFF.

Enter the gleesome threesome.

This is so terrible. x_x

Cougar guy called the wolf guy "Balto."

Okay. I smiled.

"Basketball-star tall" "movie-actor beautiful"

-______-

A stranger comes in maybe trying to rape her and as John swoops to her rescue our TSTL heroine evaluates the size, shape, and color of the intruder's impressive genitals and ridged musculature.

Oh dear. I... words...

More talk about having sex with the human while he's a wolf...

O____o

They just had sex.

Yes, it came out of nowhere.

Yes, it was the best sex in the HISTORY OF TEH UNIVERSE.

No, it was not well-written.

No, they did not use condoms.

*sigh*

He wants me. He wants me, her heart chanted joyously even while her mind scoffed, He's male. Of course he does.

How many things are wrong with this picture? Go.

...He just kidnapped her, and now they're talking all frankly about sex.

Um, what?

WHAT?

WHAT IS GOING ON HURR?

He just came close to, like, raping her in wolf-form. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL. :D

Book, meet my 'bestiality' shelf.

(Yes. I have a bestiality shelf. No. Don't ask why. Just don't. And whatever you do, DON'T look at my review for Bianca.)

He's going to eat me up.

Instead of filling her with terror, the thought precipitated an insane flare of arousal.

INSANE INDEED. SPARE ME YOUR VORE FANTASIES, WOMAN!!!! D:<

Well. This should be interesting.