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"Come.... I will have thee' The amount of hesitation and reluctance in marrying her is hilarious cause we know they love each other.

It always makes me laugh when Dogberry goes we have 'comprehended two auspicious personnes' instead of suspicious. Also, when he says 'does thou not suspect my years?' instead of respect. The malapropism is working.

Benedick: I’ll do anything for you
Beatrice: Kill Claudio
Benedick: Not for the whole wide world

Define 'anything', Benedick. Though I do understand why one might not want to kill their best friend even though they did something horrible.

I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap and be buried in thy eyes.

I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.