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This book is a struggle to get through. Between the fragment sentences, lack of world building, and having unprotected sex with a rando without protection while trapped in the Bermuda Triangle only 27 pages in, is A LOT.

April found out that there’s a way off the island and that the last women who were shipwrecked on said island were killed and did she take some time to think on things? Did she have a conversation with the other women oblivious to all of this? No, she had unprotected sex with Tero AGAIN. She’s not been worried about STDS or pregnancy since that one time. She confuses me so bad lmao

I’m still tweaking that she’s a “germaphobe” yet ate and drank the juice of a strange fruit on an island she’s never been on before & had unprotected sex with a STRANGER (granted she was affected by the hallucinogens in the strange fruit and thought it was a dream) - but it was the cooked fish said stranger offered her that made her cautious 🥴😵‍💫

This might be a DNF yall, but I’m trying to just finish. No disrespect to the author.

If this girl mentions her ex ONE MORE TIME…. Omg girl STANDUPPP!!!!

70% in and there’s still no clarity on anything that’s going on. One minute mmc is talking like a cave man and the next he’s articulating full sentences. Why is there beef w the other chief? Why are they being terrorized by giant bugs? How is this nigga over 300 years old? Are they even on earth still? Are they even human? Wtf?

This book is nothing but a huge WTF sign. Like no build up, no chemistry. Just random shit that feels like it happened in the wrong order.