Status Updates From Lumberjack Under the Tree

I just can't take anymore, LOL.
Now he's cleaning his ass with soap, because they have been sweating and working all day cutting Christmas trees, are now snowed in in a van (of all places) and yet he wants to rim him. So a sponge bath it is. It's so logical, it's almost mindboggling.

This so... part weird, part over the top. It's almost like a a romance parody.

Ella whined at the door, and we both jumped, Caleb pushing to his feet.

LOL, the dog just wants to escape.

“You still like pickles?”
“Yeah. Thanks.” He remembered I liked pickles. It made my chest tight with excitement instead of the usual stress.

These two are weird in an adorable way.

Who needed an alarm when I had a raging erection to wake me?

I really like this book, LOL.

“What about you? No wife? Girlfriend?” He asked so sharply it made me think of the chainsaw cutting into wood.

LOL, the lumberjack theme is very consistent in this one.

I feel sorry for the trees at this point.

So, his hockey career went down the drain when he hurt his knee, his dad got sick and died and left him debts. His mom is also gone. His girlfriend ended things and married someone else. Now he needs money and the first thing he thinks of is harvesting Christmas trees for a living. And you, Blake, don't even want to teach him how to use a chainsaw. That's just cruel. LOL.