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Martin
is 76% done
This so... part weird, part over the top. It's almost like a a romance parody.
— Apr 03, 2026 02:06AM
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Martin
is 76% done
I just can't take anymore, LOL.
Now he's cleaning his ass with soap, because they have been sweating and working all day cutting Christmas trees, are now snowed in in a van (of all places) and yet he wants to rim him. So a sponge bath it is. It's so logical, it's almost mindboggling.
— Apr 03, 2026 02:11AM
Now he's cleaning his ass with soap, because they have been sweating and working all day cutting Christmas trees, are now snowed in in a van (of all places) and yet he wants to rim him. So a sponge bath it is. It's so logical, it's almost mindboggling.
Martin
is 66% done
Ella whined at the door, and we both jumped, Caleb pushing to his feet.
LOL, the dog just wants to escape.
— Apr 02, 2026 09:03PM
LOL, the dog just wants to escape.
Martin
is 57% done
“You still like pickles?”
“Yeah. Thanks.” He remembered I liked pickles. It made my chest tight with excitement instead of the usual stress.
These two are weird in an adorable way.
— Apr 02, 2026 08:01AM
“Yeah. Thanks.” He remembered I liked pickles. It made my chest tight with excitement instead of the usual stress.
These two are weird in an adorable way.
Martin
is 30% done
Who needed an alarm when I had a raging erection to wake me?
I really like this book, LOL.
— Apr 02, 2026 12:33AM
I really like this book, LOL.
Martin
is 22% done
“What about you? No wife? Girlfriend?” He asked so sharply it made me think of the chainsaw cutting into wood.
LOL, the lumberjack theme is very consistent in this one.
— Apr 01, 2026 11:59PM
LOL, the lumberjack theme is very consistent in this one.
Martin
is 17% done
So, his hockey career went down the drain when he hurt his knee, his dad got sick and died and left him debts. His mom is also gone. His girlfriend ended things and married someone else. Now he needs money and the first thing he thinks of is harvesting Christmas trees for a living. And you, Blake, don't even want to teach him how to use a chainsaw. That's just cruel. LOL.
— Apr 01, 2026 10:57PM

