Status Updates From Alien Protector's Mate (Fat...

I'm enjoying this so much. There's obvious similarities with other books of this kind but idc, I would eat this formula every single time

"She'll find a better match than this 'Kurt-likes-skirt' male the Earth agency found for you. Why, just three solar-turns ago, one of her pets landed herself a Nibrelean prince! What do you say to that"

I repeat, it could be worse honestly

"Oh, yes. Mama will take good care of you before finding you a suitable place at the side of a wealthy mate. You see, Mama's breeding agency is unlike any others. She has an incredible soft spot for her pets and only wishes to place them with the best of the best males. Males who can provide financially for them and are well versed on human care."

I mean, it could be worse girl

"I am lucky enough to call Mama Z'rykby my wife."

A devoted husband i see

A little alien romance to take my mind of the edge