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“The [zombification] process didn’t work on reptiles, amphibians, fish, and other lower life forms. Their neural networks are too primitive to handle the rewiring the aliens do.”

Sounds like this author has never heard of cordyceps.

This author seems to know all the weapons and vehicles used during the war in Afghanistan, but he somehow isn’t aware that platoon leader is an officer’s position and that Army is capitalized.