Status Updates From What Darwin Got Wrong

'On the present view, Darwin made the same mistake Marx did: he imagined that history is a theoretical domain; but what there is, in fact, is only a heterogeneity of causes and effects.' (it may be worth noting that the best Marxist historians - Hobsbawm, Deutscher, Anderson, etc - do not rely much on 'laws of history')

Note on style: when writing a philosophical polemic, it's best to reserve one's true heights of bitchiness for the footnotes.