Status Updates From Alphabet of Thorn

if i tasted onions, celery root, and mussels when i kissed them, id vomit

everytime i think i can predict what will happen next i just end up surprised. i love that she chose a daughter she barely knew over her lover of so many years, im so happy she’s finally getting her freedom

this plot is so insane i love it like how did she even think of this

need to read something magical and i have faith in this author 🙏