Status Updates From Life is Short But Wide

Whew... Minewe, just kiss that man already! 😩💕 Y'all done danced around these feelings long enough. I'm over here yelling, "Jump Herman's bones and quit playing!" 🤣❤️ Better late than never!

Tot finally started speaking some wisdom! 💎😌 Minewe needed that talk about five years ago, but I guess late lessons are better than no lessons. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Better late than never... even if I'm side-eyeing the timing. 👀

Tot finally came home and gave Tonya the business... respectfully. 😌👏🏾 No yelling, no carrying on—just facts. And them hood rats? Baby, they packed them bags so fast they probably left skid marks on the driveway. 🤣🤣🤣🚪🏃🏾‍♀️💨

Tot... now you wanna show up?! 😒 Too little, too late. At this point, I'm ready to square up because where was all this energy when it actually mattered? 🥊🙄

Where da fuck is Tot?! 👀😩 This story got me looking around like somebody better start explaining. After everything that’s happened, I need answers because this is getting heavy.

🤨⛪ Sir... the pulpit is not supposed to double as a dating app! 😭💀

Once they get that junie poonie mens be gone🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃🏾‍♂️💨 💀🤦🏽‍♀️

Wo everything is moving so fast. Shes weird for not letting her marry ole boy

Herman is sad omg

Yesss she came back! Thank goodness, so much going on

Im sooooooo done!!!! What do you mean, FOR GOOD!?

This is crazy

I knew Tante wasn’t the savior they made her to be. For what she just did to her daughter she ain’t ___.