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I’m trying to imagine if a plot like what I read today was written by a Robert Jordan and I have to laugh. Even Jordan at his most concise would have taken a few hundred pages to do what Dumas just did in 60, solely on account of how much he would have insisted filling out in the narrative without it being strictly necessary 😂

Unhinged comparison, I know, but I still have to laugh