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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 198 of 320
i’m thinking he made all this dwarf lore up just so he could make fart jokes
— 45 minutes ago
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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 194 of 320
“Get a move on, Mulch Diggums, before that Mud Man gets up and rearranges your innards.”
don’t threaten him with a good time
(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)
— 55 minutes ago
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don’t threaten him with a good time
(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)
gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 180 of 320
‘Oww!’
‘Sorry. Small charge.’
‘You could have warned me.’
‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’
‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’
omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)
— 10 hours, 19 min ago
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‘Sorry. Small charge.’
‘You could have warned me.’
‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’
‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’
omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)
gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 180 of 320
ik ive been saying this, but i’m ACTUALLY locking in now
— 10 hours, 21 min ago
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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 180 of 320
mulch x foaly enemies to lovers fanfic NOW. 💳 💵
— Nov 04, 2026 04:28AM
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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 179 of 320
“adult book” what do u mean by that 🤨 what do u mean by that?
— Nov 03, 2026 12:43PM
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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 155 of 320
i was gonna say artemis is fine shyt but then i remembered he’s 12 in this book
— Nov 03, 2026 04:11AM
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gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}
is on page 147 of 320
it’s embarrassing how long it’s taking me to read this
— Nov 02, 2026 07:44PM
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