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Jut

Oh my lord HahahaHAHAHAhhahaaa *dead*

Oh this is so gross wtf

Suddenly, extreme racism! Ugh. >.< Not that I expected any better from this book at this point but still.

What the fuck is this book 0.o

I think this book wins the award for weirdest legal proceedings.

I have now lost all sense of where this book is going.

This book is somehow simultaneously "so bad it's good" and sort of actually good. It's impressive. Also very weird.

Nevermind, the character was making illegal moves on purpose against his sloshed opponent.

"Haldane moved his king into checkmate on the line with his father's queen, but his father moved a pawn diagonally and blocked the check."

"Haldane moved one back and two over with his castle."

Did this author not know how to play chess, or is this an imagined future where the rules have changed? Could go either way.

"After two more victories, Haldane III was criticizing his son's whole system of play with sweeping grandeur. 'Attack! Aggressiveness is the spirit of the game, and the queen is the crux. Chess is a matriarchy built on the power of the female, and whoever cannot control the power of the female loses his virility, is emasculated as a chess player.'"

😂 This book is killing me