Status Updates From Drobne Błędy

In this life, I once again "survived". I went to college to pursue a degree in art. Despite a sex tape scandal, I stuck it out. I got a job, hooked up with my boss, got shot at Kroger, pulled through and became a lesbian and a famous artist. Obviously.

Oh Lord.. I went to college and then I dropped out. I quit meth only to start a successful business but get shot with a paintbrush and die.

And now I've been murdered by Australian drug runners. Sad day.

On my first try I managed to "escape" this book in grand fashion. I opened a b&b in Italy, had a daughter named Sasha (awkward) and died in my sleep at 102. Then I haunted my estate. Sounds like me.

Most miserable one so far. Heather McElhatton sure has a lot of bad endings in mind.

I live a dull, horrible life and die choking on a peach pit. Pleasant.

BLOOMING HECK, I've been murdered by another maniac with a hammer!

This is annoying, why do I keep dying? Now I've been hit on the head by a random maniac with a hammer.

*There's no way to mark progress with this book, so I'll just mark it at random so I can recall all my endings*

First round in, and I've been murdered by a gang of Australians. 😹 I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that...