Status Updates From The Princess Bride

so glad the movie omitted the 🐍🕷️🦇 oh my

“Sonny, don’t you tell me what’s worthwhile— true love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. Everybody knows that.” -Miracle Max

“My brains, your strength and his steel against a hundred troops? And you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?” -Westley

The modern/author parts/interjections aren’t my favorite 😴😪🥱 but the rest is cute so far? I saw the movie AGES ago and really thought the book took place in a vague fantasy land not, like, our actual world. I might have to watch the movie again after reading to see how they compare but the both get a lot of praise for being almost, if not, equal

“He will come for me and then we will be gone, and you will be helpless for all your hunting, because Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords." 🔥🔥🔥