Status Updates from All Editions of Holy Sex: The Way God Intended It (Kindle Edition)

Corey is on page 71 of 98

He sure does like telling women to just shut up and put out

— Jul 15, 2025 09:00PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 70 of 98

He's now telling married women with sexual trauma to force themselves to have sex until they like sex so like actually fuck this guy

— Jul 15, 2025 08:58PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 67 of 98

I mean you can forgive yourself for having premarital sex if you want to. That's literally a victimless non-crime so you're fully allowed to forgive yourself for having consensual sex without being married lmao

— Jul 15, 2025 08:57PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 65 of 98

Victim blaming again Jesus fucking Christ I hope this man goes to hell

— Jul 15, 2025 08:52PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 65 of 98

Weird that he's being weird about women specifically having premarital sex and seems to be completely unbothered by men 🤔

— Jul 15, 2025 08:52PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 63 of 98

Also this book is even funnier if you imagine he's Michael from The Office

— Jul 15, 2025 07:58PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 63 of 98

I'm gonna be so real man I don't think cishet men being bad at sex is the fault of teenagers having sex or Being Gay lmao

— Jul 15, 2025 07:55PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 63 of 98

"Steal a little sex" is a phrase from a deranged mind I think

— Jul 15, 2025 07:53PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 62 of 98

Man spent like 10 pages going on and on about "how on earth could people think sex is bad or dirty" and then proceeded to do 5 pages of purity culture anti-sex rhetoric about sex he thinks is icky lmao

— Jul 15, 2025 05:51PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 61 of 98

He's also mad about kink shit which is wild given his extremely obvious scent kink

— Jul 15, 2025 05:50PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 61 of 98

Oh he's REALLY mad about anal lmao man broke out the slurs to talk about it

— Jul 15, 2025 05:42PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 59 of 98

Genuinely surprised it took 59 pages to get to the homophobia lmao

— Jul 15, 2025 05:33PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 54 of 98

Hey Michael your scent kink is showing again

— Jul 15, 2025 05:28PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 52 of 98

Saying "most commentators think this is a metaphor about Jesus" about a Jewish text is CRAZY

— Jul 15, 2025 05:22PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 52 of 98

Michael Pearl is now advocating for marital rape btw

— Jul 15, 2025 05:07PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 45 of 98

Does Michael Pearl know that the Bible was not originally written in English and any uses of the word "begat" are a result of translation?

— Jul 15, 2025 02:46PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 44 of 98

Hey so calling sperm "corruptible seed" and then calling the Christian Bible "incorruptible seed" might be the worst thing anyone has ever put to text

— Jul 15, 2025 02:45PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 41 of 98

Fundamentalist Christian weirdos stop trying to do interpretations of Jewish texts about sex challenge

— Jul 13, 2025 08:05PM 1 comment

Corey is on page 41 of 98

He's also using a very weird translation of psalm 45

— Jul 13, 2025 08:05PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 30 of 98

This is such a weird translation of it too like

— Jun 07, 2025 09:33PM Add a comment

Corey is on page 30 of 98

I think we need to ban Christians from Song of Solomon until someone figures out what the fuck is going on