Status Updates From Gwen & Art Are Not in Love

no way there’s a riverdale reference on page seven

“Not everyone lives for the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows…” of high school football

"I have decided to make a series of poor decisions in an attempt to clear my name in the eyes of those I love, most likely culminating in our untimely deaths."

The true downfall of any story and kingdom: ignoring the women's concerns.

"Here you are, trying to keep up with the great King Arthur... and it turns out we've been... well, we've been accidentally living up to some of his ideals all along."

WAAAAAAAAAAAR IS OVEEEEEEEEER

la pena que me ha dado que me haya decepcionado que llevaba AÑOS en mi tbr y por lo menos 2 en mi estantería

las expectativas me han jugado una mala pasada pero es que el libro vende una cosa y te da otra totalmente diferente en fin

AGUANTA QUE QUEDA POCO DIOS MÍO

el giro dramático de los acontecimientos POR LA CARA bueno

ya terminamos que parecía imposible

"You should just fall in love with me," Arthur said, in an attempt to lighten the mood. "I couldn't love you back, but I might grow fond of you. I am partial to being adored."

"Problem is, there's no proof. Probably because once Catholicism took hold they burned it all in a big friendly bonfire and pretended it never happened."

"God, Gwen thought wistfully, I hope she stabs me."