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Max recommended I read this since I never did as a child. Quite fun and pleasantly surprised that it was a Christmas book
— Nov 05, 2026 06:00PM
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gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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can i finish before my mom gets home so we can chat ab it…idkkk 👀
— Nov 05, 2026 08:36AM
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gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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— Nov 05, 2026 08:20AM
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gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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i’m thinking he made all this dwarf lore up just so he could make fart jokes
— Nov 05, 2026 04:46AM
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gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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“Get a move on, Mulch Diggums, before that Mud Man gets up and rearranges your innards.”
don’t threaten him with a good time
(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)
— Nov 05, 2026 04:37AM
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don’t threaten him with a good time
(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)
gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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‘Oww!’
‘Sorry. Small charge.’
‘You could have warned me.’
‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’
‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’
omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)
— Nov 04, 2026 07:13PM
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‘Sorry. Small charge.’
‘You could have warned me.’
‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’
‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’
omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)
gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
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ik ive been saying this, but i’m ACTUALLY locking in now
— Nov 04, 2026 07:10PM
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gastrointestinalissues{🍉🇵🇸}{he~him}
is on page 180 of 320
mulch x foaly enemies to lovers fanfic NOW. 💳 💵
— Nov 04, 2026 04:28AM
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