Status Updates From Love in the Time of Serial ...

Phoebe! Girl! Stop it!

"It seems like you have some roots here, between Allison and your brother. Do you ever think about moving back permanently?"
"No..."
"What if you found a job? Or met someone?"
"Jobs and people exist all over the world, without me having to resort to Florida."

Girl he was fishing for you to say a whole other thing! Say you will consider it!!

Nothing happening

No fr this is so precious. Sweet Pheobe 🥹

"Once, in sixth grade, a girl complimented the name necklace I was wearing. I'd told her it cost less than five dollars and snapped it in half, just to prove how cheap it was. This was the kind of shit I did when I felt backed into a corner, and compliments or kindness or attention was, unfortunately, what made me feel that way the most."

"aggressively cosplaying Normal Dude." 😂😂

This is so freaking entertaining to read like ... if two awkward probably trauma induced individuals met and had the oddest sense of humor that would be our main characters in this book 😂💕