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DO NOT READ PAST THIS PAGE IF IT REQUIRES NO LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! LMAO Winnie my dear made me laugh so hard I scared my dog away!! Absolutely hilarious! And don't forget the breastmilk....

Time to catch up on reviews! ;)

Oh Avery, no one every taught her that the truth will set you free, smh....

I'm really loving Jace. What a sweetheart! And Toni has stepped up her game with this one for sure. I felt the others as if I was there, but Avery & Jace's connection its just as palpable as it for them. I'm super curious to what Avery is hiding......

Love my Seattle family!!!

Is it just me or is she just being a bit stupid? He was just balls deep in his ex hours prior!!!!! Gahh, so frustrating!

<3 already, ahhhhh

I look at my watch again, but it’s an act. When you’ve chartered a private plane, the crew waits for you. As they should. Because I’m a fucking god among men. And I’m gonna fuck my wife ’til she sees God. And when she does, she’s gonna say, “Oh, hi, Jonas.”

<--------- why I love him so...silly Jonas ;)

literally LMBO, my co-workers think I'm looney! bahahaha

Goodness, I don't want to put it down but it's late and I need to sleep! Love my love monkeys!!!

gahh, I can't get past my mental block of "hating" Wes....

This is the point if you don't want to endure the heart racing, gut wrenching pain that Quinn did you'll have to skip over. Can't get my heart to stop racing. Poor sweet Quinn...

Just had that aha moment, when I realized this was part of the Frigid line....

"A smart man, a good man, will always underestimate a woman. Not because he thinks she’s worthless or beneath him, but because he knows she’s on a pedestal towering above him." Love it

Ok, how much is too much sex....it's worse than book 2 of Fifty Shades...

Can't wait to get back to Liam & Nat!!!

I will come back to this soon, can't get into it. Not really a fan of love triangles....