Carlee’s Reviews > The Culmination > Status Update

I look at my watch again, but it’s an act. When you’ve chartered a private plane, the crew waits for you. As they should. Because I’m a fucking god among men. And I’m gonna fuck my wife ’til she sees God. And when she does, she’s gonna say, “Oh, hi, Jonas.”

<--------- why I love him so...silly Jonas ;)

literally LMBO, my co-workers think I'm looney! bahahaha

Goodness, I don't want to put it down but it's late and I need to sleep! Love my love monkeys!!!