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. The cheese is so very thick. It's like reading a book written by Arnold Schwarzenegger it's so thick meaty and yet of no substance. And so very very boring cliche cliche

He and Jade for no reason. It's like a game of ping pong inserted in the story for no reason. It just doesn't belong.

"There was no way this was happening, another newbie trick right?" (What are you asking me for? I didn't write the book). Argh!

I swear I'm just that smart. (cheese)

I couldn't imagine what this "cougar" could to do to me. (cheese)

"With my strong arms" cheese.

"Buttery Goodness" gack!

His "loving" mother calls her son a bastard.

Rambling.

I shared my shirt and panties with her... ;-) ok.

Because of the "Blood bond" all of the brothers are forced to be joined. This means the last brother has no choice. He has to accept the MC or be "best friends" with his right hand...

She gets jealous because someone pays attention to Nerdy. Course she hasn't even touched him one on one since Book 1.

Speedy and Grouchy get it on with the MC.

Grouchy is actually mad because Speedy ran away, and now he wants Speedy dive off a cliff to show that he is brave.

Grouchy is mad because Speedy is home and wants in on the group.

Talking to the long lost Asher (Adam), slothboy.. "You are enough, all five of you in and of yourselves are enough for any woman. But for me, I need all of you. To me you are five pieces of one sole. I cannot have one of you and not the rest. Even you who started it all." Which really means what?

Its now time for grouchy, and he likes it rough.

The elves make a "latte". I can hardly stand it. Major world break.

It's Responsibly's turn again he wants his date. He's already had his desert and wants it again.

Speedy the sloth is probably the lost prince shape shifter. Because that would make cheesy sense.

Sleazy wants to be a one woman sleaze. Ok its time for Sleazy's sex.

You should see the reflection of my "dick" in the water. *Cringe*

First "date" with Sleazy. MC likes sleazy. MC wants to have sex with Sleazy. Already had sex with Responsibility, now want it with Sleazy.