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He and Jade for no reason. It's like a game of ping pong inserted in the story for no reason. It just doesn't belong.

"There was no way this was happening, another newbie trick right?" (What are you asking me for? I didn't write the book). Argh!

I swear I'm just that smart. (cheese)

I couldn't imagine what this "cougar" could to do to me. (cheese)

"Buttery Goodness" gack!

His "loving" mother calls her son a bastard.