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The elves make a "latte". I can hardly stand it. Major world break.

It's Responsibly's turn again he wants his date. He's already had his desert and wants it again.

Speedy the sloth is probably the lost prince shape shifter. Because that would make cheesy sense.

Sleazy wants to be a one woman sleaze. Ok its time for Sleazy's sex.

You should see the reflection of my "dick" in the water. *Cringe*

First "date" with Sleazy. MC likes sleazy. MC wants to have sex with Sleazy. Already had sex with Responsibility, now want it with Sleazy.

Let's add a salon parlor. Because all girls what to go to a salon. Another relevance attempt.

"Some shit like that." another relevance attempt.

"Solid ass team"?? Oh my word. Another attempt at relevance.

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