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Lock the doors, lower the blinds ‘cause Razumikhin’s coming over tonight. Perhaps the greatest makeover sequence of all time?

“How much do you think I paid for it Natasyushka?”

“I think you paid 20 kopecks for it”

“Twenty kopecks! You silly girl! I couldn’t even buy you for twenty kopecks these days— eighty kopecks”

I know it’s gauche now but woah these prostitution reads are so funny

“Some sort of nervous nonsense, spoiled food, or not enough beer and horseradish, and that’s why you fell ill”
- Consult notes from my last doctors appointment

Omfg I need a beta blocker stat

Feeling an overwhelming sense of foreboding at how much I’m relating to Raskolnikov…

“In spite of his recent momentary desire to seek some connection with other people, at these first words directed at him he suddenly sensed his usually unpleasant and irritating feeling of revulsion towards any unknown person who intruded upon or merely wanted to impose upon his person.”

Wait I think this guy and his butt are going to fuck??

Combining the DNA of my brain, my ass, and a Hawk

“And that night for the first time, she pegged him” laughed out loud on the bus this is the best book ever written

Wowwwwww wow I mean wow if only this was real. The good people of Courtney Place have no idea what I’m listening to and they are missing out

Wow this is cultural representation

Silly indigenous people, don’t you know THESE scary white people are good scary white people!

Nooooooo Carlisle dad was a roundhead! How embarrassing for him

Sorry but I refuse to believe Edwards breath smells THAT good, and second of all I think delicious sweet smelling breath would make me feel weird. I like I nice scentless mouth thank you very much.

Sleeveless shirt unbuttoned? Edward come on now

BELLA DON’T DO DRUGS!!!!

My heart is pounding, I feel dizzy too Bellaaaaa 😋

Bella you need to stop blaming your slow internet on Forks and download an ad blocker girl. Those pop ups are eating up your bandwidth and I know AdBlock existed in 2005

Why does a school with 300 students have 6 buildings??

It begins

I’m begging on my hands and knees for an explanation of how wielding will actually works.

Also Vis got to the academy and i forgot how sad his life is and every-time I’m reminded I kind of want to throw up.

Why is everyone at this school lowkey thick as pig shit? Vis is like me in year 9 social studies

Why are they using wax tablets to take a test when they have paper? Makes no sense how do you mark a test on a temporary writing material?

Taedia is Australian in the audiobook, what a bizarre choice.

Angharrad and Acorn are my OTP

Todds going to freak when he finds out about this :(

Really going to need this narrator to stop saying “Austin Martin”

Sorry Lee needs to BACK OFF. Todd and Violas long distance relationship is stressing me out

Oh the Sky you sneaky bastard, what’s that source your hiding I need to know

Oh my god how was the audiobook available on Libby, today is a good day