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maybe the real julie mao is the crew mates we made along the way 🥲

Pull yourselves together boys we have bigger fish to fry than your pathetic attempts at romance. I mean geezus christ you two

good lord, i mean just…

In the TV show they changed Ade Tukunbo into Ade Nygaard and made her white. This is completely unrelated to where I am in the plot but I googled the cast to see if Millers actor was anywhere near 2m tall (he’s 178cm) and now I’m really annoyed, they couldn’t find a single Actress to play a Nigerian? I’m not going to be able to stop thinking about this. Its like the syphilis treatment all over again

Curl Up and Dye? Please tell me someone is going to build a flamethrower. Miranda we need to rewatch The Blues Brothers.

I’m really getting the vibe I should have read Don Quixote before this. Also do all Sci-fi novels have men falling in love with women they have never met? Nothing else to do in space but daydream and jerk off i guess 🤷‍♀️

“I mean, we’ve got four cases of syphilis on the Cant right now. One of the oldest diseases in the book, and we still can’t get rid of it…. So here we are with syphilis and not enough ciprofloxacin.”

Maybe the reason you have to much syphilis is that you’ve been trying to treat it with ciprofloxacin? It is not an effective antibiotic against Treponema pallidum. Any good navy medic would know this smh…

the only thing that can save this book right bow is if Chloe starts vaping

omg this is infuriating, it is really not that weird of a situation except for the the fact that they both are admitting that its “wrong”. how can you say “we are almost step-siblings” and then in the next breath say “i need to be inside you i belong there” you are creating the taboo just to then test it. uggggggghhhhh just fuck guys

hey so, it’s actually not illegal guys chill out

ts cracks me up

I literally rewound the audiobook at put it at 1x speed because surely i missheard her saying Cole. Nope a cat named Hole 🤨

a cat called hole?

you know what hell yeah

Get this middle aged man a beehive i beg

taking psychic damage

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ok pooop 😝

Poop poop

poop

I need her to stop saying poop right now