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Chekhov’s congenital heart condition

oh Heathcliff you petty king. Marking the calendar to show how much time Cathy is spending with the Lintons. ILY

This book is like crack, i haven’t even finished it and i’m already itching for my next fix.

I don’t know maybe twice

The prologue is SINISTER!!!! “Since their rookie season…”

CRAWLING BACK TO YOUUUUU

RACHEL OMG… this shit is so horny im stunned

It’s so beautiful to hear Kip without that god awful accent hallelujah

I love you Ilya Rozanov please never change 🥰

omfg the earrings im crying

Literally 30 seconds into this audiobook and im not ready

“I’m kind of a weirdo”
oh lord this book better be fucking flames

Neil is going to flunk out of college bro, all he does is draw fox paws in his books

i love putting down a book for a while then picking it back up and immediately getting an intense makeout scene. A reminder not to DNF just because your libby hold is about to expire.

47 percent not pages, sorry to my fans

I feel like im going to have heart attack 😛

i don’t know whats going on but i love it

maybe the real julie mao is the crew mates we made along the way 🥲

Pull yourselves together boys we have bigger fish to fry than your pathetic attempts at romance. I mean geezus christ you two

good lord, i mean just…

In the TV show they changed Ade Tukunbo into Ade Nygaard and made her white. This is completely unrelated to where I am in the plot but I googled the cast to see if Millers actor was anywhere near 2m tall (he’s 178cm) and now I’m really annoyed, they couldn’t find a single Actress to play a Nigerian? I’m not going to be able to stop thinking about this. Its like the syphilis treatment all over again

Curl Up and Dye? Please tell me someone is going to build a flamethrower. Miranda we need to rewatch The Blues Brothers.

I’m really getting the vibe I should have read Don Quixote before this. Also do all Sci-fi novels have men falling in love with women they have never met? Nothing else to do in space but daydream and jerk off i guess 🤷‍♀️

“I mean, we’ve got four cases of syphilis on the Cant right now. One of the oldest diseases in the book, and we still can’t get rid of it…. So here we are with syphilis and not enough ciprofloxacin.”

Maybe the reason you have to much syphilis is that you’ve been trying to treat it with ciprofloxacin? It is not an effective antibiotic against Treponema pallidum. Any good navy medic would know this smh…