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Sorry Miranda back on my grind now

Oh em gee

Oh god I’m so afraid this book is going to kill me.

The build up to the greatest climax in history is so good i completely forgot Odysseus inexplicably decides to enact his revenge completely starkers. Never let them know your next move.

Book 22 I will always love you x

Odysseus this is getting ridiculous, sending your son to bed so you can lark as an old man and “aggravate the slave girls and your mother, and make her cry and let her question me.” What is the purpose? It’s like making a fake instagram to test if your girlfriend would cheat on you.

I think Penelope would really relate to lemonade by Beyonce

“I am a loner; I live here with the pigs, and do not go to town, except when wise Penelope calls me to share some news.”

Real recognises real

“The boars slept outside; there were fewer of them because the suitors kept eating them.”

Oh I’d be sooooo pissed off, it’s like getting home and realising someone has eaten your special Christmas ham out of the fridge.

I could genuinely do a page by page reaction to this book I’m so entertained.

Omfg how could I forget the swineherd!! Of course there is so much book left, Zendaya has to go pick up Tom Holland from his OE and Odysseus still has sooooo much more lying to do. I’m chomping at the bit this is so good

Odysseus’s full time job is telling outrageous lies to everyone he meets, falling asleep in the wilderness, and weeping. Poor guy is going through a 20 year luteal phase

Wait he’s back in Ithaca and there is still so much book left. Am I just forgetting like half the plot?

Damn Odysseus is probably feeling pretty shit right now, I think the comrades eaten alive count is at 8, that’s got to suck.

This whole story is like an insane episode of doctor phil. Everyone that talks to Telemachus is like “you are just like your father, if he even is your father…”
Plus Athena cracks me up. Prays to Poseidon while dressed like an old man then grants the prayer herself. Messy, spiteful and meddling, perfect.

My Beta-blocker is pumping in my bloodstream. I can do this.

I wish my memory was better so i didn’t have to take a beta-blocker every time I pick this book back up #sweating

This book is completely cooked. who let me read this as a child!? Incredibly flames though

IM NOT GOOGLING MALE ESCORTS STELLA IS

Google searching male escort service on the work computer

woah heated rivalry reference

omg chill

wait is this good? 🤨😝

I need my real Todd+Viola reunion IMMEDIATELY. I’ve had enough of this back and forth “for the greater good” bs from Prentiss and Coyle. You both suck, get over it and let the tweens get back to saving the day just as god intended.

chauncey light of my life

girl if you’re not going to ask if your fiancé is having an affair BEFORE you get married, you better at least lawyer up get a prenup. #takehalf

Holy shit, I think I just blanked all the violence in this book the first time I read it. 🥲

Fuck I forgot how obsessed I am with Manchee. poo poo Miranda

NO DRAWERS!?

a 7 hour audio book is not long enough for a satisfying forced proximity enemies to lovers story. pausing to keep reading my Rory Gilmore/Tristan Dugray fanfic just to feel something