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Silly indigenous people, don’t you know THESE scary white people are good scary white people!
— Oct 04, 2026 09:29PM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)

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Orla is 67% done
Nooooooo Carlisle dad was a roundhead! How embarrassing for him
— Oct 04, 2026 09:04PM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


Orla
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Sorry but I refuse to believe Edwards breath smells THAT good, and second of all I think delicious sweet smelling breath would make me feel weird. I like I nice scentless mouth thank you very much.
— Oct 04, 2026 06:49PM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


Orla
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Sleeveless shirt unbuttoned? Edward come on now
— Oct 04, 2026 11:46AM
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BELLA DON’T DO DRUGS!!!!
— Oct 04, 2026 11:42AM
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Orla
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My heart is pounding, I feel dizzy too Bellaaaaa 😋
— Oct 03, 2026 03:31PM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


Orla
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Bella you need to stop blaming your slow internet on Forks and download an ad blocker girl. Those pop ups are eating up your bandwidth and I know AdBlock existed in 2005
— Oct 02, 2026 03:00AM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


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Why does a school with 300 students have 6 buildings??
— Oct 02, 2026 01:16AM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


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It begins
— Oct 02, 2026 01:07AM
Twilight (The Twilight Saga, #1)


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