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Silly indigenous people, don’t you know THESE scary white people are good scary white people!

Nooooooo Carlisle dad was a roundhead! How embarrassing for him

Sorry but I refuse to believe Edwards breath smells THAT good, and second of all I think delicious sweet smelling breath would make me feel weird. I like I nice scentless mouth thank you very much.

BELLA DON’T DO DRUGS!!!!

My heart is pounding, I feel dizzy too Bellaaaaa 😋

Bella you need to stop blaming your slow internet on Forks and download an ad blocker girl. Those pop ups are eating up your bandwidth and I know AdBlock existed in 2005

Why does a school with 300 students have 6 buildings??

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