Ashley Abboud > Recent Status Updates

I don’t read poor. You can’t have a lover who can’t help you out of an eviction notice bc he doesn’t have two nickels to rub together. Especially after you’ve been SA’d.

I clocked the ending already and so I quit it

I don’t think this is for me. No hate on this book because I think a lot of other people will like it.

I already love this book.

I can’t. It’s first person and it feels like Zach from saved by the bell is telling me about his day. I know how everything is going to work and usually I’m good with that but I can’t with this one. Also dislike motivational therapy speeches intended for the reader.

Why am I unable to care but also why is it giving me anxiety?

Nothing is happening! Literally nothing. There has been one kiss. One attack. There was a sentence that confused the fuck out of me about moving her nose from her cheek to avoid the smell of bergamot. How is that possible? Also two huge word choices: concupiscence and pulchritudinous.

What has nothing happened and why am I still interested?

I’m getting annoyed

If you are given the opportunity to kill the person who tried to kill you, take it. Sigh

I think I have to pause this. I hate when a character takes on all the blame for something that could never be their fault and I know where that storyline goes with this guilt. Pausing for now.

I’ve tried. If you’re into Stockholm syndrome, insta lust and a stupid FMC then this book is for you. DNF

I hope I don’t regret this. The banter started out cute.

What am I even reading? This wasn’t in my TBR

Someone stop me. I swear if this is another failed mafia book, I’m going to yeet myself.

I doubt I’m going to like this. But I’m in a book slump

I hope this book isn’t going to be as bad as I think it is.

Don’t judge me. I just read pure trauma before this.

I would like to apologize to my future self for reading this.

I just can’t.

I’m in my chaos reading era.

I’m taking a pause. This one jumped my TBR and I had to swat it back down

Out of literally no where there’s a cucumber inside her. This started out so interesting and now it’s just ridiculous.

I don’t know if I give a shit