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"Can't you see, you belong to me."

Maybe I'm crazy but whooooo reads that and thinks "oooo, lyrics!" followed by "a Taylor Swift misquote!" instead of the far more obvious Sting / The Police??

Outlook not good on this book.... Both MCs already seemed pretty insufferable.

Now we have learned that the FMC (who's engaged but has, as the title suggests, accidentally wedded a werewolf) is in an open relationship and her fiance (who left for vacation without her while she's stuck in an Alaskan snowstorm) tells her he's totally cool with it if she wants to sleep with her accidental husband. Umm....

I'm sorry I know I'm coming off "Wellsy" which is my favorite nickname of all time, but we're really letting someone's nickname be "pee"????

(Yes I know he's saying "P" for Paloma and that I'm an adult, but pee???????)

This book thinks I remember what happened in the previous two books and I really, truly don't, so I'd reeeeeeally appreciate if they could do a better job reminding me of that plsthnx 😅

Will I ever finish this absolutely completely unnecessarily long book? No one knows...

Literally speechless. Surely they can't mean...........

Why is this book so long??? 😭 I want to know what happens but honestly this series could be half the length and I'd be much happier.

We're already at cutting out eyeballs?? 😐

[talking about not wearing a "cool girl" Halloween costume] "I'm the girl who dresses up as Joan of Arc, or the girl who gets genetic testing on her cats."

UMM EXCUSE ME but are you disparaging me and my 46.8% Chihuahua / 13.9 % toy poodle perfect angel of dog???!?

The audiobook narrator just said "sentinent" instead of "sentient"... TWICE. I've rewound it multiple times, convinced my ears were playing tricks on me, but no luck 😭

I thought this would be more like Nocticadia with a spooky vibes and kind of X-Filesy, but.... The MMC is talking about sadism right now WITH HIS DAD and I just don't think that's for me 🫠

I was on the fence about DNFing so I started reading reviews and... Yeah I don't think I'm going to enjoy it more as time goes on unfortunately.

"I hated the first one but maybe this will be diff--- yeah no, I already hate it." -Me

"I'm sure this hoopla bonus borrow will be totally fine!" .... Yeah was not aware this was dark why choose bully romance. Started looking at reviews when it seemed like the FMC was about to be r-worded aaaand nope!

Okay I knew this was a prequel but I didn't realize just how "pre" they meant... I have NO EARTHLY IDEA how this is going to relate to Conform.

I'm just soooooo booooooored 😭 There are *puppies* in this book and even that isn't keeping me interested.

Is...is this turning into a love triangle??????? Nooooo, I didn't sign up for this 😭

"Why is it when everyone else lives life the way they want, it's the American Way, but when I do, it's a disorder?" -FMC on the spectrum

Color me shocked but this might be my favorite book of all time.

No idea why I put this on hold on Libby but I waited 19 weeks so 🤞

Sigh I can't 😭

If you think reading something from 2014 is safe, think again.... The negative way sex work and strippers are depicted while the morally superior MMC is VOLUNTARILY VISITING A STRIP CLUB is absolutely bananies 😒

This book is too adorable but the lack of conflict so far is giving me major anxiety because I am going to RIOT if anything happens to these golden retrievers

I think I hate this book and they just said "Marina Trench" (not a thing or place) instead of "Mariana Trench" (deepest trench in the ocean) and it might be what puts me over the DNF edge 🤪

We're 38% into this book and I'm still struggling to understand WHY these two have decided they shouldn't pursue a relationship??? It's not even a miscommunication issue which would annoy me but at least make sense 😭

Every line contradicts the previous line and I might have an aneurysm if I continue.

Rereading not because I enjoyed it, but because I forgot it so completely that I felt it necessary to reread before reading book 2 😅 Wish me luck

I cannot get over how intriguing the prologue was vs how impressively dull it seems to be after that.

I was so excited to get to know more about this spy situation and what's going on but now we've been following around a stereotypically clueless American in Paris instead??? Talk about a bait and switch!

Omg I started this against my better judgement but forgot Tor Thom is the MMC narrator and tries to use words like "ain't" 😭