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the stats & achievements being listed out constantly are getting annoying but otherwise this is so silly & fun!

my next half-marathon training audiobook 🫡

still trying to piece together what's going on but the writing is incredible

rip kelsier, you would've loved luigi mangione

din canonically packs nothing but condoms and cigarettes for a work trip

everybody in the club suicidal

cheating on my tbr because if i don't continue this series i'll explode

i'm ready to be hurt again (and finish the trilogy this time)

a plot twist so crazy and perfect i had to close the book for a few minutes

i have no clue what 'gender marks' are supposed to be so i'm imagining everyone with little pronoun pins on their lapels

listening to the audiobook while i start training for a half-marathon 💃🏻

kicking my feet at the politicking, unique take on gender, and pantheon of body-horror gods

the worldbuilding & lesbianism are strong already. this is gonna be good

"You may hate me all you wish; I still don't even remember about you half the time." ate honestly

sciona excusing her racism because she's racist in a feminist way 💀

they're so cute

ugh i missed these toxic bitches. bring back REAL hatred in books 🙏🏻

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY?? OH MY GOD?? i'm locked in HARD

can't believe the lines, "Like a man with diarrhea in a sandpaper factory, sometimes all available options are less than ideal" and "I watched it rain the blood of a dying god" are not only on the same page, but are one sentence apart 💀

this is supposed to be a silly brain-off book. why am i stressed

the jon bon jovi subplot and the hot coke are sending me into orbit

saw this on the instagram explore page and was lured in by the pun title and crazy premise. thanks to the author for the ARC!

my wild taste in books strikes again

knives out x attack on titan

never in my life have i seen footnotes weaponized like this

the house is renovating itself FOR FREE and everyone is so ungrateful about it smh

i can already tell this is going to be some heat

title drop but at what cost 🚬🫩