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the worldbuilding & lesbianism are strong already. this is gonna be good

"You may hate me all you wish; I still don't even remember about you half the time." ate honestly

sciona excusing her racism because she's racist in a feminist way 💀

they're so cute

ugh i missed these toxic bitches. bring back REAL hatred in books 🙏🏻

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY?? OH MY GOD?? i'm locked in HARD

can't believe the lines, "Like a man with diarrhea in a sandpaper factory, sometimes all available options are less than ideal" and "I watched it rain the blood of a dying god" are not only on the same page, but are one sentence apart 💀

this is supposed to be a silly brain-off book. why am i stressed

the jon bon jovi subplot and the hot coke are sending me into orbit

saw this on the instagram explore page and was lured in by the pun title and crazy premise. thanks to the author for the ARC!

my wild taste in books strikes again

knives out x attack on titan

never in my life have i seen footnotes weaponized like this

the house is renovating itself FOR FREE and everyone is so ungrateful about it smh

i can already tell this is going to be some heat

title drop but at what cost 🚬🫩

vis's yearning for a home and a family being a thread connecting all the stories has me sick 😭

3 versions of you wake up in 3 different worlds. choose ur fighter!

1. scifi rome. ur a microcelebrity politicking for ur life. everyone has public beef with you. you have 1 arm.

2. druidic ireland. you've committed a magical cardinal sin that u don't understand bc u don't speak the language. you have 1 arm.

3. a hell desert terrorized by knife zombies. you have both arms, but your task is to kill god

alex easton, my beloved silly goose who keeps finding themselves in Situations

james islington is COOKING

"levi smelled like marlboro reds" i know what you are mr. white- an ethel cain fan

not her mom selling her like she's in a one direction wattpad fanfic 🥀

my jaw has dropped so many times in the last 10% of this book. i love when characters go completely feral 💖

this slaps so hard already. the worldbuilding is sick

sometimes a family is a brooding knight, a gay alcoholic priest, a creepy little girl who sees angels, and the mule they keep threatening to eat

listening to the audiobook while running, and you know a book is good when you forget you're exercising while listening. that title drop was some heat

is there anything better than starting a book you already know you're going to love 😌

interesting so far! except for the chapter about the crime scene cleaner, what a weirdo. did not like him. the author also has some weirdo moments tbh

this is literature. oh my god. review to come