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title drop but at what cost 🚬🫩

vis's yearning for a home and a family being a thread connecting all the stories has me sick 😭

3 versions of you wake up in 3 different worlds. choose ur fighter!

1. scifi rome. ur a microcelebrity politicking for ur life. everyone has public beef with you. you have 1 arm.

2. druidic ireland. you've committed a magical cardinal sin that u don't understand bc u don't speak the language. you have 1 arm.

3. a hell desert terrorized by knife zombies. you have both arms, but your task is to kill god

alex easton, my beloved silly goose who keeps finding themselves in Situations

james islington is COOKING

"levi smelled like marlboro reds" i know what you are mr. white- an ethel cain fan

not her mom selling her like she's in a one direction wattpad fanfic 🥀

my jaw has dropped so many times in the last 10% of this book. i love when characters go completely feral 💖

this slaps so hard already. the worldbuilding is sick

sometimes a family is a brooding knight, a gay alcoholic priest, a creepy little girl who sees angels, and the mule they keep threatening to eat

listening to the audiobook while running, and you know a book is good when you forget you're exercising while listening. that title drop was some heat

is there anything better than starting a book you already know you're going to love 😌

interesting so far! except for the chapter about the crime scene cleaner, what a weirdo. did not like him. the author also has some weirdo moments tbh

this is literature. oh my god. review to come

not even exaggerating... this is the most inventive and unique book i think i've ever read and i'm gagged the author is pulling this off with such grace

review to come. i uhhhh did not love this. solidly mid

70% through and i'm only now learning Grimes is from TEXAS? he's YEEHAW?? i was picturing a stuffy englishman this whole time?!?!

definitely different from what i was expecting- less of an emphasis on them being in hell, more of a dark academia character study- but i still like it so far!

my library book is here 🤭

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. I'M ENRAPTURED

THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING 🗣️🚨📢

the princess bride if it was R-rated, gay, and the grandpa was a chainsmoking grandma

john green makes me cry in any genre he touches evidently

dnf just because i don't like the audiobook narration. i'll come back and read this with my eyes at some point

font changes, proper nouns, and italics HATE to see simon jimenez coming!

ugh this is making me miss being a camp counselor 🥲

campar and jessyn's backs must be killing them the way they're carrying the weight of being the only good characters in this book

part 1: how will our quaint little group of scientists get research funding :( how will we navigate all this academic drama :( how will i ever confess to my crush :(

part 2: aliens are vaporizing people

SHUT UPPPPP THIS IS CRAZY