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love this ish

creepy so far but very interesting

first tbr wheel spin of the year, let’s see how it goes

NOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD

elend “he ate my horse” venture

“Nothing screams Thug like a man who goes about in the winter without a coat”

switched to the audiobook so i could listen at work, ive been itching to read this

calling role playing “writing” does not make it better

i can’t handle her man voice while they’re getting it on…it’s so bad

“he’s got to be as wide as two of me, he could easily snap me in half”

what in the ali hazelwood

“i like how short his shorts are”

so her dnd character died…and that’s what makes her sure that she wants to pursue the mmc… okay


also they most likely resurrected her character by, i’m assuming a deal with the devil at the expense of the mmc’s character, so that’s fun

and they killed her dnd character…so she’s going to spiral
and the dm asked her to leave the table, damn

they’re giving me the ick…
because they’re adults acting like middle school me

NO THEYRE ABOUT TO ROLEPLAY AS THEIR DND CHARACTERS

sir, i appreciate your concern but stop being SO nice…like maybe she’s looking for comfort and now you’re just confusing her already confused brain

i forgot that he had a bike…as in bicycle and not motorcycle

to be so for real…i am enjoying the dnd session way more than the actual plot…

“He smells like beer and the outdoors“

“sluts for chilis”

“its murder adjacent”

so she’s going to go kill him…because a fourth murder is smart

no old person showdown :(

old person showdown???

“delia says his name is kevin. but i find it hard to believe that his mother agreed with that…unless he had a brother named celsius”

assassination attempt… but with coins

“he uses…emojis. this just gets worse and worse.”

“this was VERY thoughtful of her. no one has ever bought me a weapon before :)”