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i got no netflix but an itch for benedict so i shall just imagine it as a movie in my head

i’m so scared for this cat…please do not die

“Who are you?”

I THINK THE FUCK NOT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO ARE YOU

“Looking at you, knowing you exist in my world, that you could be mine one day and gone the next, is the most overwhelming thing I’ve ever felt.”

do people still say crying in the club?? bc rn im crying in the club

“Is it possible to ghost someone I live with?”

ngl i kind of want to smack harper

ball meat guy

finally back to present time…the child section was a little too slow

“she’s given me the off-season rate because she likes the cut of my jib whatever the fuck that means”

nope can’t do it
too old for this hs shit

dude they had me for a minute with the 2016 joke

“maybe the bennett family could do with some thinning”
“PRIDE AND PREJUDICE???? YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER”

“impatience may be the enemy of perfection but the perfect is the enemy of the good”

i was trying to wait for the audiobook bc they’re so good but i couldn’t waittttf

kinda bummed the rest of the book isn’t bookshop simulator but adventure is cool too ig

i learned so much about the color blue

“Color definitely exists. But its we that imbue it with meaning, with relevance, poetry, pomp, hierarchy, holiness”