Kay’s Reviews > Tusk Love > Status Update

had to pull up at work at the sad part :(

“very nice wreath”
“🙄 it’s a flower crown!!!”

first off, nice
second off, this quote is so fitting for this percentage

“it was the kind of orgasm that could make a girl blind” 🤨🤨

“‘btw i told them we were eloping ☺️😌’
he nearly walked into a tree”

the dirty has been done 😌

“he couldn’t look at her for long without a peculiar ache settling within his ribcage”

YEAHHHHHH THERES ONLY ONE BED

haven’t been this excited for the one bed trope since acomaf

oh good god i need to leave the room 😳🥵🫪

“father writes that he’s not too old and has all his teeth”
“ah yes the primary considerations for a spouse, besides the title”