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it’s beginning 🤩🤩

bro they’re so mad at her for doing her job i forgot how funny it was

had to pull up at work at the sad part :(

“very nice wreath”
“🙄 it’s a flower crown!!!”

first off, nice
second off, this quote is so fitting for this percentage

“it was the kind of orgasm that could make a girl blind” 🤨🤨

“‘btw i told them we were eloping ☺️😌’
he nearly walked into a tree”

the dirty has been done 😌

“he couldn’t look at her for long without a peculiar ache settling within his ribcage”

YEAHHHHHH THERES ONLY ONE BED

haven’t been this excited for the one bed trope since acomaf

oh good god i need to leave the room 😳🥵🫪

“father writes that he’s not too old and has all his teeth”
“ah yes the primary considerations for a spouse, besides the title”

“OH you’re a BUTCHER!!…THAT explains the knife!”
girl 👁️👄👁️

“guinevere dulled the sting with her warmth and her softness and with the surprisingly fierce way she held him as though she were keeping the pieces of him together, tiny as she was”

“then she wrapped her slim arms around his neck in the most gentle embrace he’d ever known and he was doomed”
😭😭😭😭😭

“it was so…..adorable….damn it”

i love when men just pick up women so easily

this is slay so far lol
i love dnd

awwwww shiz dude