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[to the tune of let’s get this bread] let’s fuck this crow

gay side characters in 1995… loretta chase i respect ur game and i forgive u for the 7 to 8 stone thing

“Black hair, grey eyes. Something near five and a half feet, and between seven and eight stone.”

no she's not ♡

they keep having entire multi page conversations with his hand around her throat the entire time… straight people are so unwell

“Well, that’s not how vivimancy works,” she snapped back. “You can’t just turn human emotions on or off, not in a way that gives you the kind of leverage you’re wanting. It’s not magic.”
hold on. hold on— hold on. ok, hold on. it’s—hold on, it— it’s. hold on,

“Luc preferred fighting in the traditional Holdfast style that involved an enormous flaming sword that he could transmute into two smaller flaming swords.” oh same actually

20% of the way into this and the plot hinges on her being an “animancer,” something which they have failed to define in any way. i deadass do not know what it is

““Amazingly, there were two lines.
I woke Jesse up immediately. He was happy, but groggy. He wondered why I hadn’t let him sleep until his alarm went off at seven. Was there anything we needed to do right now? No? Then why get him up? He put a pillow over his head and fell back to sleep. ”

Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?

she’s at the tavern in the village next to the dragon war college. what is she drinking you might ask? a hearty mead?? a beer made of barley?? a flagon of ale???? great question. thank you for asking. the answer is “a lavender lemonade.”

bitches only want one thing and it’s for the frail but stubborn heroine to develop a telepathic bond with the sexy lord of shadows

what happened to describing the gorgeous slightly evil seeming love interest as “infuriating” or whatever. we can’t just jump straight to calling him “hot.” we used to be a proper country

i’m still on chapter one and the word “badass” has been used twice. ursula le guin’s headstone is smoking because she’s whirring around like a fucking top in there

ok i don’t think conscripting all the children of the leaders of the rebellion into elite war training and giving them a soulbonded dragon as “punishment” is super good
military strategy????? but hey im not a general

“Basgiath War College”?????????? I need these authors to have some fucking dignity. Girl you cannot call it that.

IS THIS SHERLOCK WINGFIC?????!????? i’m gonna kms

i'm sorry is this SHERLOCK FANFICTION???????????/