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bitches only want one thing and it’s for the frail but stubborn heroine to develop a telepathic bond with the sexy lord of shadows

what happened to describing the gorgeous slightly evil seeming love interest as “infuriating” or whatever. we can’t just jump straight to calling him “hot.” we used to be a proper country

i’m still on chapter one and the word “badass” has been used twice. ursula le guin’s headstone is smoking because she’s whirring around like a fucking top in there

ok i don’t think conscripting all the children of the leaders of the rebellion into elite war training and giving them a soulbonded dragon as “punishment” is super good
military strategy????? but hey im not a general