Kylee > Recent Status Updates

“I’ve already chosen.” SQUEALING

“Oh, Bartholomew. He’s dreamy.” AND HE IS.

“Which one, Diviner?” Rory’s voice was deathly calm. He looked over his shoulder at me. “Which one marked up your face?”

hehehehehehe

Literally I could tell from page 9 this was gonna get me and 29 pages later I’m GOT

Now hold the fuck on I’m giggling WHAT DO YOU MEAN

“There you are, my love”…

“I’m sorry.”
“For what?”
“For coming in.”

Mark me down as scared and willing.

wait is he a selkie

Listen, Iris girlie, I get it. He’s a hot Scottish man in a castle - I also wouldn’t care if he might be a serial killer.

“There is also coarse salt in every windowsill, a thin, neat line” - okay spooky time, glad I watched all 15 seasons of supernatural four times

“You’re better off with me” - I’ve known this man for only 20 pages and I have clearly read too many why choose stories bc why do I like him

THE PLOT TWISTS ARE TWISTING

“but she was my headache.” okay dr. death 👀

“But she was my headache” okay dr. Death 👀

“Call me and tell me about it” I LOVE HIM

okay great, crying round two

“No more questions, Malyshka” THE RUSSIAN NICKNAME WILL DO IT EVERY TIME.

great now I’m crying

“And because of my hatred for doing things in sets of even,” oh my god I love him already my lil psychopath.

oh idc what he did before he does no wrong in my eyes

oh I am GIGGLING

I feel like a werewolf transforming my slump is OVERRRRRR YALL

YOURE LYING

I’m foaming at the mouth

why is there literal crack in this someone call 911

LMFAOOOOO YOURE JOKING