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Lol she's tripping on shrooms and thinks she's a dragon. Too bad it might be fatal 😬

God, Cora is the final boss of clingers and I can't even blame Delilah for wanting to get away from her. Feeling contempt for this character who can't do anything for herself and got her weird but somewhat endearing friends killed along the way

Another addition to the "Is she haunted and/or crazy?" shelf

Nooooo they're not on the same side ;___;

Transman x cismale merman 🧜🏻‍♂️ They are both looking for family, and both have killed to survive. Interesting dynamic so far 🤔

Why is everyone so goddamn breathless all the time USE YOUR INHALERS ya damn asthmatics

The writing is as corny as I hoped it would be lol. FMC's core trait is 'coy', MMC's is 'stoic', they are unreasonably obsessed with each other even in situations that don't involve the other at all, and the Super Serious and Totally Deep one-liners are hilarious sprinkles in the YA prose

Religion trauma/kink GO!

But also, this has all the hallmarks of a edgy dark fantasy/paranormal romance. It's gonna be sooooo cheesy bc WDYM she's accosted by men left right and center but she's able to fend them off with magic or a gun aimed at the crotch then goes about her day like it's nothing? And ofc there's the stoic, powerful billionaire MMC who keeps her at arm's length yet has a soft spot for her 😂

Nahri panics during her royally appointed medical test, ditches her patient mid-procedure, to hang out with Ali in a poorly disguised attempt at a love triangle.

Honestly, this story has the elements to be interesting and it just... Isn't.

Idk how I feel about a pet otter. Why is the princess who got accepted into a warrior school bringing it along? As adorable as they are, zookeepers constantly point out that they smell like fish.

Feels like having a cute sidekick for the sake of it at this point

According to Bryson, Edwin Hubble was quite the egomaniac who loved to brag about himself at every opportunity both in person and in writing. But for unknown reasons, his wife declined to give a funeral for him and never disclosed what she did with his body. The whereabouts of his remains are still unknown today.

I'm so curious about why she hid her husband, who loved attention, away from the world forever

"You named your vagina Penelope??"
"Yes because Penelope goes pee pee" NOW HELP ME SHOVE A TAMPON IN

Wheezing 💀 this is so unhinged lmao

The world is terrifying for young girls. Makes me look back at myself at 15yo and what I thought I wanted, and how I almost made some really bad decisions. Chills just thinking about raising a daughter like Vanessa

"She had plastic surgery to add the little extra crease to make herself look more Caucasian. It was the ultimate South Korean experience."

Sooooo many Koreans will throw hands to hear that 쌍꺼풀 is done in order to look "more white" 😒

Really wish that they had hired a Korean to narrate this book 😐 the slight mispronunciations for every Korean word is grating - even 'kimchi'.

Otherwise an interesting read so far

Damn. It's already a struggle to pay attention to contemporary romance stories, and even worse when the story within the story isn't interesting and doesn't matter to the relationship between the leads

Finally, a romantasy with leads who don't seem lobotomized

Freud could've established his career by just analyzing Andrews. Just this one book, too.

The mom is asking her kids for forgiveness and permission. She's parentifying them so she can continue being a wealthy socialite at the expense of shutting her children up in the attic. The kids, ofc, believe and love her so they continue to follow the rules.

At a writing level, the pattern is getting boring. The kids try to amuse themselves while being frustrated, mom begs for forgiveness, repeat

The mom is a narcissist and taught her kids that incest is okay. I'm already so fed up with her