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"Elijah's smile would give clowns nightmares." --> LIFE GOALS

Is it acceptable to rate a book when you DNF? I usually will rate, if I DNF with no plans to return to a book. Curious about others' practices.

890 pages -- here I go! On a Cordelia Kingsbridge kick.

Naming a character "Is" is so confusing. See what I mean?

"You don't have to like me. You just have to be my homosexual soul mate." OMFG dying laughing. I needed this book today.

Wonders when she's gonna read a gay romance where the characters cute-meet on Grindr...

After reading eleventy million gay-for-you books, just wondering -- is there such a thing as straight-for-you?

Gullet is NOT a sexy word for throat. Gullet's the word you use when someone's choking or shoving food in their face. Not during an otherwise hot blowjob.

Shout out to my alma mater, the University of Chicago! (And one point to Emma Sea's Mary Calmes drinking challenge...)

Humiliation kink. Hnnng. *wipes drool*

I (heart) Jacqs so hard. The most honest MC ever.

Good ole humiliation kink.

Still giggling about the <spoiler> felching </spoiler> like a middle school girl. Can't we come up with a better name for it?

Still giggling about the <spoiler>felching</spoiler> like a middle school girl. Can't we come up with a better name for it?

Wedgie. *giggle*

Even though you know it's coming, still a stock. *trying not to cry on the subway*

Gorging on these books now; I can't help myself.

Aww. <3 This is gonna break my heart, isn't it?

Cliffhanger + time jump = wahhhh

"It's just my lucky day. I've been showing up at all the right places at the best times." Understatement of the year.

Eek. I'm gonna spend wayyy too much money on this series.

Uh, ruh-roh.

What does he do for a living? Sexorcist.

I think I just found my new calling in life.

Four percent in, and I already have burning questions. Guess I'm in for the long haul.

Ok, this is seriously hot sex talk. Spelling errors aside.

Quote from page 1: "The ever-present hero complex shinning in their eyes." Fucking spell check, people. How hard is it? Are they climbing a tree, or are they idealistic? Also, that is not a sentence. *rant over*

Felix is totes adorbs.

Hot frot.

Most beloved youth, I pray that I do not offend in sending something so simple to someone so much more delectable. I await your return as the tulip longs to penetrate the warm earth of spring. *choking on gum, perform heimlich*