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Okay, so this is basically Batman but if he was in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, isn’t it???

What is the grip strength of a billionaire who is in charge of a secret society? They can all make a cell phone ‘creak’ when they squeeze it, so I wanna know what they can do with that kind of power other than destroy consumer electronics.

This moves at a BREAKNECK pace but Jackson is cute. Troy is a bit hot and cold but I’m looking forward to when they cross into more couple-like conduct.

Dahlia has responded appropriately for her situation as the somehow bride of Xander Everette.

I wish I could say I was also responding appropriately to his kidnapping her and marrying her without her consent.

This Everette brother has me thinking like a stupid FMC and I’m not a fan of it.

Not a single Everette brother can communicate. Though they are VERY good at faking marriage licenses and blackmailing hospital employees to drug your fake wife to assist you in taking her home without incident.

I think the talking might go faster and be less expensive?

AND A JACOB’S LADDER? Well, well, well Xander.

I fear Xander may be making his way to number two on my Everette brother list…

Listening to this and yeah, Killian sounds too hot for how terrible he is and WHY have we made Glyndon sound like a child? It’s so freaking ick.

These is no reason for Stasia to be sneaking around alone. J Wilder, girl, what are you doing?? Stasia has been one of the smarter ones so far and now you go an ruin it!!!! COME ONNNNN

These books are like crack; each man just falls 100% first and spends the rest of the book acting fucking unhinged all over a poor unsuspecting woman with his fucking simp behaviors as he tries to prove he’s the biggest simp who has ever been on his knees for her.

And your girl is 100% HERE FOR IT. I take back every mean thing I said J. Wilder. I love these books and I love you.

Listening to the new duet narration. I hate that I really like Killian’s voice because Killian still SUCKS.

Okay, I just got a thought that I should read about Bran and Niko again, and I’ll never say no to that. ✨

Okay, it’s not WELL WRITTEN. But a man pining for ten years because she mentioned once (that he overheard) that she wanted someone willing to wait for her…I’M JUST A GIRL OKAY?!

This book is fucking wild. He’s all you’ll never be bossed around again, except constantly and consistently by me, Damon Everette, the most annoying man ever born.

Oh Larkin and Doyle are CUTE.

I’m glad the divorce actually went through, so it’s a true he’s gotta win her back sort of scenario. I only am giving Dom a chance because Teddy Hamilton’s voice makes me. Otherwise? Ewwww.

I am flying through this. I needed some low angst and this is perfect. Lukas and John are just adorable and I love a confident biawakening! The conflict is realistic and while it’s maybe all a little too easy, I love this!!!!

Bathroom finger bang and an existential crisis with a side of surprise family. Oh Ana Huang, never change your insane ways.

Dom, my man, flowers aren’t fixing this fuckup.

Well consider me curious

Every one of their problems was their own fucking fault oh my goooood GOD.

I texted my sister this as I drove home after my First Amendment class, having to listen to Kai Young worry about his CEO job after his girlfriend got fired for dating him:

Oh Kai Young, the man that you are, and I mean that as derogatorily as possible.

Shooter mouthing “good job” to Sterling? 🥹

Kai Young is so fucking torturous to read about. All the little jabs at Isabella come off as rude and snarky instead of teasing and cute. I don’t like their dynamic and if she turns out secret rich I’m throwing a car.

This book is buck fucking wild. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE MIGHT BE POISONING TESSA?! And WHAT IS YOUR SECRET BLAKE?! This book makes me feel like Charlie Kelly finding Pepe Silvia in IASIP.

Damn, I don’t want to fuck in a shower myself…but thanks for making it sexy Ashely James.