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Back cover blurb to this edition: In this hilarious romp, Bertie needs the intervention of Jeeves to rescue him from a family of backwoods meth dealers.

Simmons sure loves John Keats. A lot…

The poet’s tone is certainly different from the first two stories, but methinks it will wear out its welcome fairly soon.

It’s holodeck fun time.

Hangin’ with the Bikura homies

"Absolutely", said Martin Silenus. "I wouldn't miss this little comic farce for a month in the orgasm baths on Shote."

Wait...what? A month? Heh. Dude, you'll be cross-eyed by the time you crawl out of there.

The new decade kicks off with a big ass Mah Fah buddy read, with Sai Stepheny, of a space-aged, Chaucer-like tale with hopefully knife-wielding laser-packing futuristic, space hookers.

Poor Nell and Grandpa are on the saddest little road trip ever.

Quilp truly is an evil bastard, but he might be onto something about lawyers…

An evil dwarf! Yo, that’s the ticket, Boz!! Yo!

Hey, look at me go! I skipped an author’s bio, a long winded introduction, a “note” on the text, Suggested Further Reading (heh, as if), a fey dedication, and two prefaces – one to the original edition and one to the cheap-assed edition. Starting at page 43, bitches!

Bryson has much love for the Lake District, but he leaves out one crucial fact…



The water’s infested. Happy swimming, British Goodreaders!

Bryson, not one for conversation on a train, ends up talking to a complete stranger and agrees to murder the man’s mother…

Bryson trespasses on a Ministry of Defense training facility and is shot dead…

Lady Deadpool is trying to get to the Abattoir-on-the-Green underground stop. Maybe Bryson can help her out.

An epic buddy read with Trish le gardien du mal, chatons gingembre.

That Connecticut Yankee Twain buddy read was a train wreck…



…so this time I’m going solo. *sob*

Abra turns it around on Rose the Hat.

Good lord! ‘90’s comics at their worst - Indecipherable artwork, at least one head scratching sub plot per page and I’m still on the first issue! Is it too late to suggest an “awesome” buddy read experience with my pal, Anne? Heh.

Enter Abra!!

This update goes out to a very special Mah Fah… Happy Earworm Day!

Rose the Hat! I imagine she looks something like Zatanna. Why? Um…because…

It’s Mah Fah sequel time!!

Tree humping? I believe I earned a Boy Scout merit badge for that…

First Law of the Jungle: When coming upon an Introduction, it’s best to take a wide berth to avoid it, lest you find yourself in it’s terrible grasp and bored to tears.

This one’s a Jepheny Summertime Mah Fah-antastic buddy read super special sans evil hookers, demonic shape-shifting clowns and cheating at Scrabble, but not inappropriate updates…so, uh, YAY… :)

An alligator attacks the intrepid trio and gets its head blown off for his troubles.

See ya later, Wally Gator!

Holy crap! Edgar sees the haunted ship for reals!!

Now, if Edgar paints it, it will happen. Yikes!

It's Reba, the Anger Management Doll.

I’m sure Deadpool has a Duma key somewhere on his key ring.



Wait, this is a book about what? Painting? WTF?